distressedgravy:

really messy zulf and dead zulf wife

if ur sad and u know it, clap ur hands

ok goodnight 

iridescent-scales answered your post: “i just hit 181 followers (!!) so i’m thinking like… should i do a…”:
holy shit i’d love to have the soundtrack

if i can get like, five people interested, i’d be hella up to do it. unfortunately everyone and their mom has the soundtrack so.

QuestionWhat is we were to invent a wife OC for Rucks who died before the beginning of the game (Not sure if Calamity or otherwise right now, though I can guarantee it will be painfully sad). Answer

urahusbandozulf:

bastionbabble:

i love the idea of rucks having a wife and family and not being able to save them. like how good would that be? so good.

Totally.I’m starting to think it would be interesting to see it as a loss from before the Calamity, but I definitely need to think of names (also, I never thought of family for some reason, but that makes a lot of sense. Maybe The Kid reminds him of one of his own? Or, if we’re going down that route, we could play into that whole weird theory of Rucks being The Kid’s actual father, but I don’t know)

rucks’ wife and family leaving him pre-calamity is so good, and then he tries to save them anyway even tho they left him and they’re out of his life and he can’t. yes. i love the idea of the kid reminding rucks of his son/one of his sons/whatever. that’d be so cool.

also re: rucks father theory, when rucks said the kid’s dad ran out on him, i was waited the rest of the game for the reveal of rucks being the kid’s father but it never came. like i guess he’s kinda old to be the kid’s dad but i was so sure they were gonna say he was b/c of that line.

i just hit 181 followers (!!) so i’m thinking like… should i do a giveaway? i don’t have anything bastion related to give away besides the soundtrack, which i’m p sure everyone has, but it’s a nice physical copy and some people are into having that.

thoughts?

thank you to everyone who likes or reblogs my stupid headcanon posts it always makes me smile, you guys are great

QuestionWhat is we were to invent a wife OC for Rucks who died before the beginning of the game (Not sure if Calamity or otherwise right now, though I can guarantee it will be painfully sad). Answer

i love the idea of rucks having a wife and family and not being able to save them. like how good would that be? so good.

Okay, so this is terribad and I am very late to the whole “stick text posts on top of pictures” craze, but I thought you’d appreciate it.

i love this text post meme ur never too late


LOOK AT THE LAST WIFI NETWORK I AM CONNECTING T THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
HOLY FUCK

god bless that is beautiful

LOOK AT THE LAST WIFI NETWORK I AM CONNECTING T THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

HOLY FUCK

god bless that is beautiful

more on zia the pirate queen, because this is a very important thing:

the kid is a deckhand who doesn’t really want to be a pirate but he can make money and he has to make for his mama (his mama doesn’t know he’s a pirate, he lies and says he’s a stablehand or smth)

zia is the pirate queen with her own ship and doesn’t really like killing people but likes collecting prisoners

zulf is some poor sap who’s a prisoner b/c zia thinks she can get hella money for having an ambassador as a prisoner and all he wants to do is go home

also zia and the kid are TOTALLY IN LOVE b/c ziakid is very important to me BUT they can’t be together b/c zia doesn’t want to show favoritism among her crew and the kid is just a deckhand and the kid thinks he has no chance with a girl like her

basically stupid aus are very incredibly important to me, please talk to me about stupid aus

ok but consider this: pirate queen zia